diff --git a/hosts/nixos/lapetus/default.nix b/hosts/nixos/lapetus/default.nix
index d09754f..a44d6f6 100644
--- a/hosts/nixos/lapetus/default.nix
+++ b/hosts/nixos/lapetus/default.nix
@@ -17,6 +17,7 @@
     ./services/grafana.nix
     ./services/commafeed.nix
     ./services/invidious.nix
+    ./services/diptime.nix
     ./filesystems
     ./hardware
   ];
diff --git a/hosts/nixos/lapetus/secrets.yaml b/hosts/nixos/lapetus/secrets.yaml
index 1ed7f50..0303d5f 100644
--- a/hosts/nixos/lapetus/secrets.yaml
+++ b/hosts/nixos/lapetus/secrets.yaml
@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@ tilde_irc_pass: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:+pw/g0pffo1zF++1H/+iFXQDCDw=,iv:zTBvaUCwt78d
 vaultwarden_env: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:39gY2J+AFTwIRar7tbF6D9WadTzw1xiqPE9T204Z,iv:k9m6wQIPh1qScCjgLnULjVxVmDxxmotd/xzVuH6ju/w=,tag:+xIkwguOwYryO4rgsyMOsQ==,type:str]
 grafana_smtp_pass: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:PudFnWOS6LR69FMhlMs=,iv:4oKSiW0Xgu539w3QQBOW/ay/8w5HrbxRoPGBh/0wST4=,tag:jat8wA3JQlC7WbOwNQ4Ctw==,type:str]
 grafana_discord_webhook: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:y17UjlnfNmtvim9REkop4abcU6BX0P5JnJY1Mk7mNoE6mhyN7cEOrikTbehT+IOylG6rd+VtKIEj0X86qjx59qEo/NMbXqCrqxy6nhWD2NIDxQ5ZSQOUMVYGVLv7VKx3YG5mMvGgMHZEuJrobc0t6WejKAZ3LT/nqQ==,iv:2XtCnuirsXx2R2X7FozDczi4trAbnP5d8dXV7aJMWzE=,tag:a/dxsRuyye5ChaLGV+P6Zw==,type:str]
+invidious_hmac_key: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:eN3NNPYUSfPNnVz3aZK7IrnzoBA=,iv:eHEiB/TKL0W6TdWpXADCxEdhhGwUPwOLph2RjwTECh0=,tag:P5m6Uw8JkKVegQ840talPQ==,type:str]
 sops:
     kms: []
     gcp_kms: []
@@ -26,8 +27,8 @@ sops:
             RHZ6alYrUU5BZ2xlMkdGR1dWRG5aeGMKJdsdtVZ6Mk9Vo3a+tS+rzAgaF2wpH+8U
             lWhA+c0Kbe8EJT8hm7Vr8PqBmElz4V9AnXSCTp7D+Cu4pfWsHopLUQ==
             -----END AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----
-    lastmodified: "2024-02-24T06:59:54Z"
-    mac: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:bv5+uXVeYog3sHM4iGe6GFq8mtrqnZGY6eNXdotk8R2Sp2ZR6ZNtxzzUhebsB7gdwcv70+bUQV7qi+FU0T/FvCPJ0J7IRpL//vRWG1jwcblYgkCLtaI3+rfZb4qgWZSRK2xS/I5Nz6mVSG+fvw88gsMTbe5t3aSkaCZB4yiGlHY=,iv:0b6Wo/TYNjTsnhAFwdFH/cWsWbnmbEYmge0ItJ5oIYE=,tag:zgd++po5YFUo4+k5weYrkg==,type:str]
+    lastmodified: "2024-03-11T15:04:07Z"
+    mac: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:2J7kixr5PlrPE65grLiYoZCK4x1vIcbGLblVYu0cJ6rR6cUjvigf7xBPx9dgswRjGJxjUs971ZafRdP3sZUBzUWfhgGv0JO1fGuFGytBj3lEnkVIbbWm7lzaG3DJ+orF3SmhN95nVBjJ/oJ9+129T6/y3zrveu6yfjsEELdkcDY=,iv:t/q82qmUZ1g9haGskhcJzNXDngMeJdNQ7il1W9ME5AU=,tag:yRmKCc1nnj4fVlQaEw9oNQ==,type:str]
     pgp: []
     unencrypted_suffix: _unencrypted
     version: 3.8.1
diff --git a/hosts/nixos/lapetus/services/diptime.nix b/hosts/nixos/lapetus/services/diptime.nix
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..9a345d5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/hosts/nixos/lapetus/services/diptime.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+# I couldn't find a hosted version of this
+{ pkgs, config, ... }: {
+  imports = [ ../../common/optional/services/nginx.nix ];
+
+  services.nginx.virtualHosts."diptime.moonythm.dev" =
+    config.satellite.static (pkgs.fetchFromGitHub {
+      owner = "bhickey";
+      repo = "diplomatic-timekeeper";
+      rev = "d6ea7b9d9e94ee6d2db8e4e7cff5f8f1c3f04464";
+      sha256 = "09s6awz5m6hzpc6jp96c118i372430c7b41acm5m62bllcvrj9vk";
+    });
+}
diff --git a/hosts/nixos/lapetus/services/homer.nix b/hosts/nixos/lapetus/services/homer.nix
index cbeb435..ad8294a 100644
--- a/hosts/nixos/lapetus/services/homer.nix
+++ b/hosts/nixos/lapetus/services/homer.nix
@@ -22,11 +22,8 @@ in
 {
   imports = [ ../../common/optional/services/nginx.nix ];
 
-  services.nginx.virtualHosts."lab.moonythm.dev" = {
-    enableACME = true;
-    acmeRoot = null;
-    forceSSL = true;
-    root = pkgs.homer.withAssets {
+  services.nginx.virtualHosts."lab.moonythm.dev" =
+    config.satellite.static (pkgs.homer.withAssets {
       extraAssets = [ iconPath ];
       config = {
         title = "✨ The celestial citadel ✨";
@@ -129,11 +126,16 @@ in
                 logo = icon "invidious.png";
                 url = "https://yt.moonythm.dev";
               }
+              {
+                name = "Diptime";
+                subtitle = "Diplomacy timer";
+                icon = fa "globe";
+                url = "https://diptime.moonythm.dev";
+              }
             ];
           }
           # }}}
         ];
       };
-    };
-  };
+    });
 }
diff --git a/hosts/nixos/lapetus/services/invidious.nix b/hosts/nixos/lapetus/services/invidious.nix
index 3f89048..25d48f1 100644
--- a/hosts/nixos/lapetus/services/invidious.nix
+++ b/hosts/nixos/lapetus/services/invidious.nix
@@ -4,10 +4,15 @@
     ../../common/optional/services/postgres.nix
   ];
 
+  sops.secrets.invidious_hmac_key.sopsFile = ../secrets.yaml;
+  services.nginx.virtualHosts.${config.services.invidious.domain} =
+    config.satellite.proxy config.services.invidious.port { };
+
   services.invidious = {
     enable = true;
     domain = "yt.moonythm.dev";
     port = 8414;
+    keyFile = config.sops.secrets.invidious_hmac_key.path;
 
     nginx.enable = true;
 
@@ -23,7 +28,4 @@
       };
     };
   };
-
-  services.nginx.virtualHosts.${config.services.invidious.domain} =
-    config.satellite.proxy config.services.invidious.port { };
 }
diff --git a/modules/nixos/nginx.nix b/modules/nixos/nginx.nix
index 53f7ebc..a85f731 100644
--- a/modules/nixos/nginx.nix
+++ b/modules/nixos/nginx.nix
@@ -4,10 +4,22 @@
     description = "Helper function for generating a quick proxy config";
   };
 
+  options.satellite.static = lib.mkOption {
+    type = lib.types.functionTo (lib.types.functionTo lib.types.anything);
+    description = "Helper function for generating a quick file serving config";
+  };
+
   config.satellite.proxy = port: extra: {
     enableACME = true;
     acmeRoot = null;
     forceSSL = true;
     locations."/" = { proxyPass = "http://127.0.0.1:${toString port}"; } // extra;
   };
+
+  config.satellite.static = root: {
+    inherit root;
+    enableACME = true;
+    acmeRoot = null;
+    forceSSL = true;
+  };
 }